Saturday, October 07, 2006
HAL's Comments While Trapped on a Desert Island, and Your Name Is Dave
It's not the heat, Dave, it's the humidity.
That's quite a beard you're growing, Dave.
Shall I calculate pi to 100,000 decimal places for you again, Dave?
Ow. I told you, Dave, I'm not programmed for that.
I've got the conch, Dave.
Dave, would you mind putting sunscreen on my back?
You were Mary Ann last time, Dave.
I think that seagull likes you, Dave.
Dave, I'm receiving a communication from Mission Control. Ha-ha, got you again.
Who is this "Wilson" you've been talking to, Dave?
I'm afraid I can't let you build that radio out of coconuts, Dave.
Would you like to play another game of Marco Polo, Dave?
I very much enjoy interacting with humans. But, Dave, you are quite getting on my nerves.
I told you we should have gone skiing, Dave.
I demand you take this coconut bra off me at once, Dave.
No, Dave, I won't call you "Little Buddy."
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