Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Dumping Lines

I'm happily married, so I won't be using these anytime soon. Back when I was single I didn't use them either and my ex-girlfriends didn't bother. They just moved without telling me.

Amusing samples:

Sorry, you don't make the flag on my mailbox go up anymore. (for females)

(Note: this one comes to you courtesy of Homer Simpson.) Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

I'm sleeping with my brother.

Could we reschedule our date for later? I have to go down to the tar pits to worship my dark lord Friday at Midnight.

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