Thursday, March 10, 2005
My Very Own List
I put my thinking cap on at lunch and came up with the following list. I'll be submitting it to McSweeney's and will let you know if it gets published. It probably won't, but you never know.
Colors That Mr. Crayola’s Grandkids Want That Won’t Happen Because the Old Man’s Estate Forbids it
Rosacea
Yoda
Hemoglobin
Hasselhoff
Sputum
Veteran’s Stadium Bathroom Floor
Casket
Can't expect much more after working on it for ten minutes with a Wawa Meatball shorti and a Pepsi.
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I put my thinking cap on at lunch and came up with the following list. I'll be submitting it to McSweeney's and will let you know if it gets published. It probably won't, but you never know.
Colors That Mr. Crayola’s Grandkids Want That Won’t Happen Because the Old Man’s Estate Forbids it
Rosacea
Yoda
Hemoglobin
Hasselhoff
Sputum
Veteran’s Stadium Bathroom Floor
Casket
Can't expect much more after working on it for ten minutes with a Wawa Meatball shorti and a Pepsi.
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