Wednesday, December 08, 2004
The apocalypse is nearly upon us:
Police were in pursuit of a 37-year-old man riding a lawnmower moments after he threw two Molotov cocktails at his ex-girlfriend’s front and rear doorsteps.
The cocktails, which were emptied Budweiser beer bottles filled with gasoline with a piece of cloth sticking out of the opening, never ignited but the fumes did make breathing difficult for a number of neighbors.
Firefighters had to transport two neighbors to the hospital for respiratory problems...
Safe to say that wasn't a high speed chase.
Reminds me of the Seinfeld quote to George Costanza when he got a Scooter after faking being handicapped to get a job, "Well, it's safe to say you'll be going to hell at no more than seven miles per hour."
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