Tuesday, March 02, 2004

My buddy Tim got a call the other day from a, "cute sounding girl" who was affiliated with the Republican Party.

Here is how it transpired to the best of his memory:

Tim: Hello?

RNC lady: Hi! How are you today?

Tim (wishing he had looked at his caller ID): Fine.

RNC lady: I'm just calling to thank you for all of your past support of the Republican Party and to ask you a couple of questions.

Tim (brightening): Sure.

RNC lady: On a scale of 1-5, 5 being the most important, how important is it for a Republican to be in the White House for the next term.

Tim (looking for a fastball, guesses right): One

RNC lady (incredulous): One?!?!?

Tim (rounding bases triumphantly): Yeah, I think John Ashcroft is an idiot.

RNC lady: click

I think Gillespie & Racicot really need to check their phone lists a little more carefully.

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