Tuesday, March 02, 2004
My buddy Tim got a call the other day from a, "cute sounding girl" who was affiliated with the Republican Party.
Here is how it transpired to the best of his memory:
Tim: Hello?
RNC lady: Hi! How are you today?
Tim (wishing he had looked at his caller ID): Fine.
RNC lady: I'm just calling to thank you for all of your past support of the Republican Party and to ask you a couple of questions.
Tim (brightening): Sure.
RNC lady: On a scale of 1-5, 5 being the most important, how important is it for a Republican to be in the White House for the next term.
Tim (looking for a fastball, guesses right): One
RNC lady (incredulous): One?!?!?
Tim (rounding bases triumphantly): Yeah, I think John Ashcroft is an idiot.
RNC lady: click
I think Gillespie & Racicot really need to check their phone lists a little more carefully.
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Here is how it transpired to the best of his memory:
Tim: Hello?
RNC lady: Hi! How are you today?
Tim (wishing he had looked at his caller ID): Fine.
RNC lady: I'm just calling to thank you for all of your past support of the Republican Party and to ask you a couple of questions.
Tim (brightening): Sure.
RNC lady: On a scale of 1-5, 5 being the most important, how important is it for a Republican to be in the White House for the next term.
Tim (looking for a fastball, guesses right): One
RNC lady (incredulous): One?!?!?
Tim (rounding bases triumphantly): Yeah, I think John Ashcroft is an idiot.
RNC lady: click
I think Gillespie & Racicot really need to check their phone lists a little more carefully.
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